How to spot a MonopoLIE

This is the sign of a monopoLIE:

As one can see, it’s made up of three words:
1. Mono (as in “-culture”), which is to avoid because of all it’s negative side-effects, eg. Windoze
2. Monopol, which is massively negative from a economical standpoint
3. LIE, which is what this basically is (don’t believe this interoperability-sh*t for just one second).

If you also wonder, why they came up with that stupid monkey-logo, here is a clue:

So whenever you see that sign of the monopoLIE, just stop for a moment and think to yourself:

“I’m not a monkey – so please stop the dancing!”

Harry Tuttle

Harry Tuttle